Hobos and Tramps,

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants.

I come before you,

to stand before you,

to tell you a story I know nothing about.

One bright morning in the middle of the night

two dead fellows stood up to fight.

They stood back to back,

facing each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

If you don't believe my lie,

it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner,

she saw it too

~ joker

walking on the moonside..

walking on the roadside ~~

one coconut crab (a living one)

a camera

B movie music

some extras

AND HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME!!

They're pathetic.

They think they're so rebellious.

And in fact they're just thick.

Just because the older cooler students drink and smoke doesn't mean they're cool because of it.

Sometimes I feel the little under aged ankle-biters are just missing the point.

I just hope they keep the hell away from me.

Of crabs in saucepans.

On a pebbley beach.

And the crabs who lived in the saucepans were all blue and green.

And they had a chalky consistency.

So I collected some to draw with.

rolling with your socks.